I have a stepmother, she is crazy, that’s not what this post is about. Nope, this post is about the crazy things people type into Google that land them here in the land of piss and vinegar milk and honey.
infertile women are crazy
All of us? Really? Three people got here just this month with this same search.
I hate waiting for drugs
Me, too! I bet we have so much in common! We should totally hang out and like do drugs!
Again, me, too! We should hang out and do some fertility drugs!
i’m nauseous, constipation, what’s wrong
You are constipation? I hate you! Being constipation might explain the nausea, I bet you stink.
Your stepmother is infertile, you want her to be infertile? Surely there’s more to this story!
Yes, some of them are. They’re especially crazy when they’re infertile, according to some…
At least you won’t have any pesky half-sibs running around!
stepmother fuc family
Sounds like a porn title! or a crazy white lady that married into the Vietnamese “Fuc” family.
Strong stepmother trend this month. Also a lot of 9dpo chatter, but it wasn’t very interesting.
In other news I had a 30 minute conversation with my Dad about my sex life this morning. That was uncomfortable. Also had to tell him that my spring baby isn’t coming. Through nausea and sore tits. I feel pregnant, why can’t I BE pregnant? (you knew you weren’t making it out without some whining!)