OK, I had to interrupt the scheduled bitching (oh, yes, there’s more bitching to come) to bring you the funnies of my day 🙂
#1 Conversation between me and Lil C over lunch. Backstory, Uncle G took Lil C to Dick’s Sporting Goods store last Friday.
LC: Can we go to Dick’s house?
Me (having not put 2 & 2 together yet): I don’t know Dick, honey, maybe you can ask your Mommy…
LC: But that’s where my tents are!
Me (aha!): You mean Dick’s at the mall?
Me: I can’t go to Dick’s, honey.
LC: Because Uncle G took your car to work?
Me: No, because I’m a girl.
LC: … … … Girls are afraid of Dick’s?
#2 Conversation between me & G regarding Baby G’s bedtime diaper:
G: Get him a diaper and jammies and I’ll get him ready for bed.
Me: OK!!!! Shit, all his covers are in the dryer! Here, I’ll get you a disposable.
G: What? You trained me on the cotton ones, I don’t know what to do with that!
He can no longer claim he doesn’t know what to do with “the cotton ones” now, though 🙂